SIOUX FALLS, S.D. (KELO.com) — Call all men with man buns! This is your night at The Bird Cage.
Maybe you’ve taken grief for your hairstyle. Thursday evening, you get the last laugh with discounted ticket prices to see the Sioux Falls Canaries play the always-traveling Houston Apollos.
Thursday, June 24 @ 6:45 – Fun with Man Buns on College Night on Thirsty Thursday!
You know, the Man Bun gets a bad wrap, at least from a lot of fellow men without man buns. Why? Are they jealous of other men who grow luscious locks but sometimes want to curl them up, so their hair isn’t everywhere, or because it looks cool? The answer is yes. Are women only allowed to put their long hair in buns? No! We will not only make The Birdcage a safe space for Man Buns but make men with man buns the stars! Ticket discount if you have a man bun! Plus, a Facebook contest to see who rocks their man bun the best to be a finalist in the First Annual Sioux Falls Canaries Most Magnificent Man Bun Contest, which shall include a Man Bun Tying, Untying, and Beer Chugging Race! And speaking of beer, it is Thirsty Thursday, so 2 domestic tallboys for $10 and 2 craft/import tallboys are $12. And the world is really your oyster if you are a man with a man bun and are in college because it is College Night, and tickets are just $5 for college students who present valid I.D.! (Note: the creator of this night and writer of this paragraph is a BALD MAN who is comfortable enough in his baldness to celebrate a night of men with manes and buns and is proud to celebrate difference and diversity… and speaking of that………..)
(The Sioux Falls Canaries contributed to this report.)