The Arizona Diamondbacks are offering fans a new taste treat this season. They'll be cooking up an 18-inch long corn dog stuffed with bacon and cheese.
If the corn dog itself isn't enough to give you a stroke, the $25 price tag will!
While I would never order it (because we all know I'm the poster child for healthful living)... the Diamondbacks receive my praise for driving the nanny staters and nurse nanny crowd into a foaming frenzy!
Truth is that I'm just too darn cheap to ever spend that much on a corn dog, especially when I could be enjoying a great cut of beef for the same price!
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