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Sale is No Bargain

by Robb Reel

I believe Krusty the Clown said it best:

"You, sir, are an idiot."

Josh Sale is a prospect for the Tampa Bay Rays.  He just finished a 50-game suspension after testing positive in a drug test... for meth.  One might think he'd try to stay under the radar and play it cool.

One would be wrong.

[Photo: From Sale's now-deleted Facebook page via the New York Daily News]

Instead, this genius bragged on Facebook about his recent escapades at a strip club.  Sale was bounced from the establishment after her threw quarters ate one of the <airquotes> entertainers </airquotes>.  In his electronic epilogue, he told her to "[b]e thankful" and added a rather unsavory word to call a woman.

That's Klassy with a capital K.

[Photo: Another gem from Sale's now-deleted Facebook page via the New York Daily News] 

The Rays have suspended Sale "indefinitely" -- that's code for "until some other organization is foolhardy enough to take this problem child off our hands."

Good luck with that.

[Photo: Gannett/USA Today]